The Foothill Dragon Press

Satire: Senioritis

Caroline Hubner, Writer
May 12, 2023

Satire: Oh how I miss my flavored bagels

Linda Manzo, Writer
April 16, 2023

Satire: Revealing the true fangs of “The Twilight Saga”

Camilla Lewis and Julia Brossia
April 4, 2023

Satire: Circle K and the triforce of consumerism

Paula Gonzalez, Writer
March 20, 2023

Satire: Ripping out pages of “The Notebook”

Linda Manzo, Writer
February 15, 2023

Satire: Influencers should stay out of the music industry

Frances English, Writer
December 3, 2022

Satire: The horrors of a high school bathroom

Emilie Huovinen, Writer
November 5, 2022

Satire: It’s time for Michael Myers movies to actually end

Claire Hadley, Writer
October 30, 2022

$Taking common core math classes often feels like teachers expect you to come up with mathematical concepts that took mathematicians decades to discover instead of teaching students the material in a direct way. The absence of direct instruction, especially as math becomes progressively more complicated, makes it hard to learn.$

Cartoon 103: Common Core math

Lila Ettedgui-Scott, Writer
May 21, 2022

Satire: Permanent daylight saving time could cause a dark American future

Noelle Villaseñor, Writer
April 1, 2022

Satire: Glorious grammar and its partnership with the Oxford comma

Caroline Hubner, Reporter
March 11, 2022

Satire: Why you should boycott the Ventura County Fair

Alex Dodos, Writer
October 14, 2019