Lorrie Lynn column


Rachel Crane

Credit: Tara Yanez. Used with permission.

Lorrie Lynn is a junior at Foothill Technology High School. She spends whatever time outside of school that is left after homework planning spontaneity, spouting off useless historical facts to anyone that will listen, hanging out with friends, flipping through Latin flashcards, tutoring, and singing in two worship bands at Orchard Community Church. Lorrie is most grateful for her community of friends and family, art, caffeine, and the ability to travel. To paraphrase the infamous Blair Waldorf, Lorrie’s primary goals in life are to win the Nobel Peace Prize, have dinner with the president, who will then write her a recommendation to Georgetown University, making Georgetown fall over itself to accept her, spend a ridiculous amount of time working as a Foreign Service Officer for the United States State Department, become head curator for the Vatican Museums, and have the classiest studio apartment in all of London. 

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