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Last-minute goal secures the win in 8-7 stunner against Villanova
October 1
No bus driver likes construction
September 30
Opinion: The debate over trans athletes and inclusion in sports
September 29
Honoring a rich history and bright culture
September 28
Swinging through a busy week of girls volleyball
September 27
75 People and The Bible
September 27
Strong offense powers Foothill Tech to victory over Dunn
September 27
Setting the Tone
September 26
Boys cross country takes on the Woodbridge Invitational Rated race
September 25
Silksong delivers a worthy sequel to Hollow Knight
September 24
The Next Level: Jason Dinkler takes on Foothill Tech Athletics
September 23
Cartoon 119: The lunch line
September 22
The 2025 NFL season kicks off with upsets and records
September 21
Parents and teachers connect at Back to School Night 2025
September 21
Opinion: A salute to freedom and the legacy of Charlie Kirk
September 20
Adapting to IXL, VUSD's new approach
September 19
Dragons unleash the fire at Foothill Tech’s first-ever Athletics Rally
September 19
Class of 2026 celebrates a day of bonding at the annual senior picnic
September 18
Main Street Moves debate finally settles at the Sept. 16, 2025 council meeting
September 17
Taking steps towards a cure for cancer at Relay for Life
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