Luke Ballmer is a senior who thinks the title aptly fits, as he’s often been told he dresses like a senior citizen. When Luke isn’t being pretentious by pretending he understands all of the Nietzsche and Russell he pretends to read, he can be found doing what he does most of the time: pretending to understand other things. Luke is the president of the Speech and Debate team, and is fairly sure that is one thing he does understand. Simultaneously proving both his pretension and contentment with not knowing anything, Luke can admit his favorite band is Pavement. This is his first year on the Dragon Press. He’s determined to understand it.
