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The Foothill Dragon Press
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Florence Pugh and Andrew Garfield stun in A24’s latest romance film
November 24
Is social media fueling consumerism?
November 23
Dragon’s Digest: Season 3, Episode 4
November 22
“Chromakopia”: Tyler, The Creator's new sound
November 21
The Foothill Tech Wellness Peers attend and present at the Y2Y Conference
November 20
Recap: Boys soccer kicks off season with 1-5 loss to Fillmore
November 19
Athlete of the Week: Isabella Efner
November 18
2024 U.S. Presidential Election: The closing act
November 16
Autumn is calling, and so are these delicious seasonal menus
November 15
Humans of Foothill: Siena Meter
November 14
Starbucks vs. Coffee Bean
November 13
Shifting back from test-optional to test-required: Some colleges reinstate the SAT
November 11
Athlete of the Week: Aiden Cumming
November 10
Dragon Ball: Sparking! ZERO
November 9
AP exams expected to go digital May 2025
November 8
College application season at Foothill Tech
November 7
Ventura County “The Mountain Fire” burns over 14,000 acres
November 6
How childhood entertainment affects generations' technology use
November 5
2024 Presidential Election Series
November 4
The Santa Anas: A local phenomenon
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