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The Foothill Dragon Press
December 25
Opinion: Over-commercialization has taken over the ho-ho-holiday season
December 23
Boys soccer crushed by Rio Mesa Spartans at home
December 22
Foothill Tech students wrap up finals with a bang before holiday break
December 21
Girls basketball thrashed by Santa Paula in 50-33 loss
December 20
The haunting arrival of A24’s “Heretic” introduces audiences to a new level of existential dread
December 20
Girls basketball smothered by Bonnie
December 19
The Ventura Harbor lights up in the Parade of Lights 2024
December 18
CIF Cross Country: A season in review
December 17
Sweet with a twist: The annual candy cane drive at Foothill Tech
December 16
Hidden Heroes Season 2: In appreciation of Todd Walker
December 16
Foothill Tech gets in the holiday spirit with Winter Week
December 15
Behind the scenes of "Wicked": 2024’s long-awaited musical shatters box office records
December 14
Foothill Tech girls soccer battles in an anxious fight against Grace Brethren
December 13
Celebrate the season: Ventura’s annual Christmas tree lighting
December 12
“Smile 2”: A frightening, twisted horror sequel
December 11
Boys basketball bested by Buena 54-61 in nail-biting fashion
December 11
The best food you’ve seen at Chili Basil Thai Cuisine
December 10
Easier read than done: The slow death of literacy among teens and tweens
December 9
Boys basketball outlasts Santa Clara in 53-44 victory
December 8
Dragons dance through a wonderland at Winter Formal 2024
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