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The Math Final: Five Questions, choose four. Four hours. Unlimited Breaks.

00:00 – Go time.

00:02 – I understand four of these questions.

00:05 – I know how to do three of these questions.

01:45 – I know how to do two of these questions.

03:20 – Boom, make that three again.

03:58 – Make that three *and a half*.

04:00 – Take that, math!

The Physics Final: Four questions. Four hours. No breaks.

00:01 – Okay, physics. I know physics.

01:50 – Two problems done in under two hours. I rock at physics.

01:55 – I do not rock at physics.

02:00 – Oh wait…If I…

02:15 – Nope. No.

03:00 – Okay, *maybe*.

03:10 – Is “close enough” a thing in physics?

The Chemistry Final, Part 1: Way too many questions. Three hours. One five-minute break.

00:01 – This is the only class I may actually fail.

00:02 – Which is why I studied. Boom.

00:05 – Wait…this isn’t even chemistry.

00:08 – What IS this?

00:10 – But it’s open book. Ha. I remembered the book.

00:12 – This is the worst textbook ever.

00:13 – It has 500 pages and I’m pretty sure only, like, two of them are relevant.

00:15 – Maybe if I switch seats.

00:17 – Nope.

00:20 – …break time!

00:23 – And…time to start guessing.

The Chemistry Final, Part 2 (1.5 hours): 5? questions. 90 minutes. No breaks.

00:00 – Please don’t be as bad as last time.

00:03 – Well…darn.

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